Sunday, March 27, 2011

Kills 116-122: Ain't No Rest for the Weekend

Welcome back from Spring Break Assassins!
There ain't no rest for the wicked. Here are the kills that happened while you were away.

Kill #116: Celina Zeng
"We talked about how she had died already and was really confused why I killed her again. We also discussed how she killed me last semester and how anti-climatic her kill was. She said she could have gone into the boy's bathroom to kill me, but she decided not to."

Kill #117: Paulo Salto
"I just killed Paulo! He was hanging out with the pledges when it wasn't his office hours."

Kill #118: Rebecca Lee

"I killed my target, Rebecca Lee, I

basically stalked her after hotspot and killed her shortly after."


Kill #119: Armand Cuevas

Assassin completed her mission when she attacked Cuevas as he was bustin a move with his underground crew. Unfortunately, Cuevas could not moonwalk his way out of this dismal fate.

Kill #120: Stella Tu
Tu was chomping her way through a chipotle competition. At the conclusion of the event, the assassin followed the scent of guacamole and struck!

Kill #121: Derek Young
Killed 10 minutes after training to become a part of the world's best brotherhood.

Kill #122: Toshiki Nakashige
Betrayed by his own family, Toshiki was caught and tragically killed after volunteering at the ALA Climb, outside of BART. It was a sad, rainy day. The assassin stated, "I specifically didn't kill him earlier, because I knew he "knew" that I was his killer, and I wanted him to wait (not really)... Anyhow, he's dead. Mission Accomplished." So cruel! muhahahahahaha

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