Kills 116-122: Ain't No Rest for the Weekend

Welcome back from Spring Break Assassins!

There ain't no rest for the wicked. Here are the kills that happened while you were away.

Kill #116: Celina Zeng
"We talked about how she had died already and was really confused why I killed her again. We also discussed how she killed me last semester and how anti-climatic her kill was. She said she could have gone into the boy's bathroom to kill me, but she decided not to."

Kill #117: Paulo Salto

"I just killed Paulo! He was hanging out with the pledges when it wasn't his office hours."

Kill #118: Rebecca Lee

"I killed my target, Rebecca Lee, I

basically stalked her after hotspot and killed her shortly after."

Kill #119: Armand Cuevas

Assassin completed her mission when she attacked Cuevas as he was bustin a move with his underground crew. Unfortunately, Cuevas could not moonwalk his way out of this dismal fate.

Kill #120: Stella Tu

Tu was chomping her way through a chipotle competition. At the conclusion of the event, the assassin followed the scent of guacamole and struck!

Kill #121: Derek Young

Killed 10 minutes after training to become a part of the world's best brotherhood.

Kill #122: Toshiki Nakashige

Betrayed by his own family, Toshiki was caught and tragically killed after volunteering at the ALA Climb, outside of BART. It was a sad, rainy day. The assassin stated, "I specifically didn't kill him earlier, because I knew he "knew" that I was his killer, and I wanted him to wait (not really)... Anyhow, he's dead. Mission Accomplished." So cruel! muhahahahahaha

Kills 104-115

Kill 104: Anand Narayan

"I was on my way to drop off something at the egg tart Pledge Fundraiser, when I saw him waiting at the bus stop for the 52 bus at 10 in the morning! We talked about where he was going. He was going to his research lab for plant biology, where he works off campus."

Kill 105: Daniel Chung

"I killed Daniel Chung on Sproul while he was getting his free churro/keychain from the senior gift people. He walked past the eggtart table in a hurry. His family (Gloria Santos, Tony Le) wasn't too pleased. Neither was he, I believe. But we'll never know. he's gone. I wasn't even planning on killing him and was just going to drop out this round. What can I say? I can't fight it. I'm an assassin." :)

Kill 106: Ben Le

"I killed Ben Le at Daiso! I'm on a roll. I killed him during the Daiso fellowship, but he wasn't signed up for it!"

Kill 107: Michelle Chen

"Michelle Chen was at Bear's Lair scheming the ways to kill her own target, when she took a bite of a cookie that her own assassin offered to her. Gullible!"

Kill 108: Tomomasa Terazaki (Again!)

Tomomasa returned as a zombie, but then was killed again by one not-so-squeamish assassin.

Kill 109: Francesca Paterno

"I killed Francesca Paterno 50 minutes before SF Food Bank started."

Kill 110: Chris Nguyen (Again!)

"I just killed chris Nguyen and we talked about how he's always wanted to win in assassins, but that's prolly never gonna happen." Lol Zombie Chris died again. So much for second chances..

Kill 111: Anthony Chiang

"I killed Anthony Chiang on the way to Board Game Night, but he wasn't signed up! He was initially signed up but he wanted to be dropped, so he was officially dropped from the event when I killed him! Haha."

Killed 112: Carrie Noble

"I killed my target Carrie Noble today when she left early from playing board games at Toshiki's. I walked with her to her place at Unit 3 and I went to the restroom in her building while she went to Bear Market. When she came back in, I came from behind and gave her a bear hug while saying her name! Carrie does not like to eat spicy food, mayo, mustard, and is a little bit allergic to seafood."

Kill 113: Joyce Pang

"We talked about how she is the "handy person" of the household. she's in charge of fixing anything that breaks in her apartment and she also kills spiders for her housemates." Then, the assassin killed her with her own handy dandy tool kit.

Kill 114: Mark Donangelo

"Discovered that my target would be attending a secret meeting tonight (midsemester forum). I infiltrated the meeting; no one realized that I was not signed up/supposed to be there. At the conclusion of the meeting, the members of the secret meeting were foolishly congregated and conversing in an exposed environment. I waited until the immunity wore off and then I struck. A battle of epic proportion ensued, involving notebooks, pepperoni pizzas, and a random hobo's dog. But in the end, the champion of last semester's assassin challenge was no more."

Kill 115: Brent Nguyen

"I killed Brent Nguyen last night after the Men's Octet fellowship. He tried to confuse/trick me after I killed him by telling me that I killed the wrong person and that he wasn't Brent; luckily, most of the people were still there after the fellowship to wait for Patrick and they confirmed that I was right!" Sneaky Sneaky Mister Nguyen. Liar Liar, this assassin set his pants on fire.

Kill 116: Jessica Trieu

"Yeah so when I killed her she said that, 'I guess this is a comeback from last semester.' Then Peggy called me out because they were there for their littles and how I easily killed her. Then, I mentioned that I could have killed her yesterday because I thought she went to the pasta bene fellowship. Also, if I didn't kill her there I would have stopped by their small fam bonding and killed her there. But that would have been awkward.

Round One, Done! [Kills #55-103]

Round 1 was fun, but it's over..

Let's go Round 2! Let's go Round 2! <3

Just to let you know, we chairs just can't stand failures. Since you failed to complete your mission, we're taking away your chance at a free banquet ticket as well as your life. Hope you enjoyed your dinner, we poisoned it. ^.^ muahahahahahaha

#55 Sun, Vera #56 Chuang, Peggy #57 Lay, Kin Tat #58 Pounds, Ryan #58 Tao, Vicky #60 Abantao, Justin #61 Ferrell Alyssa #62 Torres, Yesenia #63 Chang, Michael #64 Lam, Connie $65 Lau Derek #66 Yeung Patrick #67 Leu, Sabrina #68 Wu, Karen #69 Kalia, Amul #70 Cheng Abby #71 Dujari, Shefali #72 Chu, Mindy #73 Magsanoc Tiana #74 Lai, Hobart #75 Lee, Jennifer #76 Lieu, Virginia #77 Hwang Jason #78 Jennifer Zheng

#79 Xie, Jude #80 Leao, Helen #81 Cheng, Christina #82 Tran, Elizabeth #83 Feng, Lizi #84 Chung, Janice #85 Lam, Cindy #86 Hua, Stanley #87 Tran Tonia #88 Lam Cheryl #89 Cheng, Sabrina #90 Tsang, Dominic #92 Liang, Laura #93 Hu Eric #94 Yee, Amy #95 Kwok, Elliot #96 Morrisey, Matthew #97 Ponce, Victoria #98 Wong, Steven #99 Ye, Wen #100 Yu, Vivian #101 Tan, Allen #102 Vu, Christine #103 Zhao, Eric

Better Late than Never [Kills #51-54]

Kill #51: Michelle Poon

Poon was reppin the Red Light District on Sproul Plaza when the assassin passed by and decided it was time for Poon to pay her dues

Kill #52: Kelby Kwok

Kwok got skooled early morning after his biology class.

HQ was misinformed, so Kelby is actually alive and kicking! :)

Kill #53: Thomas Chao

Chao was killed at a chapter meeting of assassins. The meeting had not started yet, and he was killed, because he forgot to sign in with the sergeant at arms. Naughty naughty, hottie tottie.

Kill #54: Courtney McLaughlin

President McLaughlin was killed at a top secret dinner with her advisors. The assassin slipped some poison in her draaank. Deadly and delicious. :)

Kill #55: Dana Baba

"I killed Dana Baba yesterday night at Unit2. I was there for a group lab project and I just saw her walking by, so I went up behind her and killed her. She did not attend broomball this past weekend because she was at a band camp for the band that she joins in the summer, and she plays the melophone, not sure how to spell that."

Round Two

Remember: you have until the next CM to kill your target, or you're out!

New Killing Method

Give your target a reverse bear hug and say their name!

Special Targets

- We have picked people who died the previous round.

- The first person to kill the special target gets +1 kill.

- This is a second chance for those of you who are already dead:

   if you're the first to kill the special target, you come back to life!

- If the target stays alive by next CM, they are alive again.

For pledges: Stanley Cheng, Tomo Terazaki

For actives: Annie Lin, Christopher Nguyen

Off-Limit Times

In case you forgot! Added points are in italics:

- 10 minutes before/after class, and during class/work

- 10 minutes before/after an official APO event (on the calendar)

- Needs 5+ people, created over 24 hours before event

- Start of event is time listed on calendar

- End of APO event is after Toast Song is sung

- Small/big fam dinners

- Any alcohol-related events

- Office hours, if target is pledge or on P-Comm

- If target is going to/leaving/attending APO Hotspot

Current Stats

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Cold Heart [Kills #24-50]

#25-41 Kills: All killed at the Oakland Ice Center after an intense game of broomball All dressed funny too. They deserved it. haha jk

#25 Teresa Lee

#26 Alex Wang

#27 Joey Chen

#28 Li Lin

#29 Rachel Morgan

#30 Julie Lee

#31 Jessie Chen

#32 Liane Chun

#33 Nicole Gunadi

#34 Theresa Hoang

#35 Angela Chan

#36 Teresa Lee

#37 Kelly Liu

#38 Connie Yang

#39 Cherry Nguyen

#40 Alice Lin

#41 Teresa Wong

#42 Karen Ko (was thrown off the stands by her assassin)

#43 Kill:Tony Le

Dead.

#44 Kill: Melanie (Aico) Nguyen

Nguyen was killed her after working on her legit broomball costume. Her team got 2nd place for costumes... Guess 2nd place just doesn't cut it honey.

#45 Kill: David Huang

Assassin learned that Huang was the assassin's parent, but that didn't make the assassin hesitate in killing Huang. Cold hearted killer, fosho.

#46 Kill: Tess Renehan

Renehan was killed in front of People's Park... sucks.

#47 Kill: Brenda Li

The assassin stalked Li after her class, to the Chem library, waited for the 10 minute immunity to wear off, and hid behind bookshelves- watching her every movement... Boom! GOOD JOB ASSASSIN! :)

#48 Kill: Tomo Terazaki

The assassin awkwardly approached his victim and had a random conversation with Terazaki over Terazaki's love of long walks on the beach and eating Vietnamese sandwiches at Saigon Eats before killing him. Guess this assassin likes to flirt and plan some dates with his victims. ;)

#49 Kill: Andrew Shieh

Shieh was killed at RSF on Friday March 4 at around 1 PM. "Andrew is a beast at basketball (not really)."

#50 Kill: Daisy Chan

Chan was killed at CSU East Bay. Both the assassin and Chan were from SF. Guess there's no hometown proud between those two...

Kill on killahs!

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The Death Toll Rises... Me Likey [Kills #8-24]

#8 Kill: Minnie Dasgupta

Killed in front of her Dinomite clan. The assassin struck up some polite conversation with a fellow dinomite elder. After gaining the dinomites clan's trust and glancing at their sacred binders, the assassin pounced! Assassin noted that Minnie didn't seem to care as she stared down her killer's face... Daaang.

#9 Kill: Howie Tran

After helping some pledges cheat on their pledge test, Tran choked on some killer toast. Sorry but cheaters never prosper howie. :)

#10 Kill: Benfie Liu

Assassin and Target Liu were both reppin Oakland, but then the assassin decided there could only be one! Liu was one of these skirts... definitely not the guy in the skirt though.

#11 Kill: Lance Zeng

Ninja Zeng's family was killed and was begging for money to go to ninja school in order to enhance his assassin skills. However after striking up a conversation with a stranger that turned out to be his assassin, he was strangled. What a shame.

#12 Kill: Beckie Siu

Choked on some bogo Chipotle. Yum! ^.^

#13 Kill: Henry Jiang

Jiang "was waiting for the PR2 meeting to start. He wasn't on the calendar. He was talking with a few people and had his back to me when I got him." (That's why you should always sign up on the calendar >.<) Guess that wiped that big ol' smile of his face.

#14 Kill: Michelle Leung

"I killed Michelle Leung right before pr today. I learned that you shouldn't get tape in girls hair because that isnt fun for them." (Idk what that means...)

#15 Kill: Jessie Kong

Kong was killed during her meeting with her committee group. Kong and assassin started beatboxing cuz Kong looves Hip Hop and R&B. After bustin a groove together, the assassin killed kong.

#16 Kill: Lauren Simas

Simas failed her mission and was instead killed.

#17 Kill: Elysia Law

After desperately trying to locate her target, Law was intercepted and killed by her assassin instead.

#18 Kill: Eileen Zhao

Zhao was bragging about how easy it would be to find her secret target to a fellow assassin. Her killer decided to kill Zhao on the spot and kill Zhao's target for her. After all, two can't keep a secret until one of them is dead.

#19 Kill: Rachel Palmer

"I just killed Rachel Palmer at Armand's office hours. She was actually buying food but it wasn't 10 minutes after her class yet, so I killed her again when she was not looking later on. She is a freshman majoring in Economics and Sociology and she is from Eureka. She does not have a favorite color, actors, actresses, or anything because it depends on her mood." Couldn't find a picture, so y'all get a moody picture instead. :)

#20 Kill: Hanh Nguyen

Nguyen was killed while playing "pepper" in volleyball (hit a volleyball back and forth.) Assassin had difficulty getting her, because you're forced to face each other. Assassin pretended to be tired and then walked behind her and "headshotted" her.

#21 Kill: Annie Lin

"I killed her before and outside of PR, by sneaking up behind her as she was talking to someone else."

#22 Kill: Zach Lee

Lee was burned to death at hot spot, cuz it's so hot.

#23 Kill: Andria Hidaka

"My bigs were nice enough to point her out and act as decoys while I snuck up behind her *bang bang*. Her final words were about our lineage (she's my parent)." Weeeee friendly fire!

#24 Kill: Christopher Nguyen

Nguyen was killed after a poker tournament. He seemed mad.

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